Friday, November 5, 2010

A Love Letter...

I used to live in a magical land called Fresno. In said land there were these beautiful things called parking lots that some said destroyed the natural beauty of the place and just took up needless space. I run into people everyday who take up, "needless space." They are affectionately labeled customers and do not beautify anything as far as I'm concerned. Parking lots while lacking an aesthetically pleasing color palate serve a very important function. They exist so you don't have to walk a half a mile from the club to your car after you've been dancing all night in stiletto's! And for that, Oh Parking Lot! you are forever, priceless.

P.S. Fuck you Portland.

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