Memorial Service For My Lg will be @ 6pm Tomorrow

My cell phone died. Both screens just glow, one in black and the other in white. That's really strange. I'm actually not worried about this at all. I'm going to think of it as a mini vacation from technology, besides it's not like it rings off the hook anyway. I think there was life before the age of cell phone users. It was an age before texters, and hipsters and Borat. Once I have my internet for a month I get to lease a new phone for free, until then we'll always have facebook.